Sardarji Jokes 10:
1.What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
2. How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
3.Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"
4.What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
5.What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.
6.Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
7.Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe
8.How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.
9.Newspaper Mein News Lagi K
50% Of Sardars Are Donkey
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys
The Sardars Celebrated
10.Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of “WIFE.”
It means…Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means – With Idiot for Ever
