Sardarji Jokes 5
1.Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
2.Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
3.Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies. Sardar goes to china to find meaning of friends last words. It is "you're standing on the oxygen tube!!"
4.Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked: what you are doing? He said: i'm seeing how i look while sleeping.
5.Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
6.Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
7.Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor. At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
8.A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.
9.Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at nite, nobody
will be there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.
10.A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
