Sardar 6

Sardarji Jokes 6:




1.Sardar 1 : HARBHAJAN male or female?
Sardar 2 : Female
Sardar 1 : How ?
Sardar 2 : Oye!! just now comentator told "A wonderful delivery by HARBHAJAN"


2.Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Interviewer : Do you know MS Office?
Sardar : If you give me address I can find it ?????


3.Sardar was writing the Passive voice of 'I MADE A MISTAKE'
Answer : 'I WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE'


4.Sardar was driving his car too fast. His friend asked why are you
driving so fast. Sardar said break failure yaar…
I want to reach home before accident…!!


5.Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............


6.2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!


7.How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday


8.A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"


9.In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.


10.a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.