Sardarji Jokes 7:
1.Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
2.Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....
3.What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays
4.2sardars go for a drive. . . . indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..
5.A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'
6.Sardar Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:
Antibody:
One who hates his body
Artery:
Study of fine paintings
Bacteria:
Back door of a cafeteria
Coma:
Punctuation Mark
Gall Bladder:
Bladder of a girl
Genes:
Blue Denim
Labour pain:
Hurt at work
7.Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Could you please show me some other colours?
8.An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
9.Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
10.Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…
